some silly quotes...

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables

"My one regret in life is that I'm not somebody else." - Woody Allen

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?" - Chris Rock

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

But not this one...

If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michaelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper that did his job well. -- Martin Luther King